I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I don't deserve a penis
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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