This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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