I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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