dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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