Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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