Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
You left your phone here
Wait...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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