I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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