By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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