I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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