The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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