woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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did you just send me my own nude
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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