Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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