I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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