My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Also, beer. Big fan.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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