If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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