That's intense
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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