bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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