Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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