there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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