If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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