Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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