I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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