fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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