i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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