Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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