1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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