Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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