Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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