So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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