For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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