Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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