I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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