People in love make me want to vomit
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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