Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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