you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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