You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The air taste purple.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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