Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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