Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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