Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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