? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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