dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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