Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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