he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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