Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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