We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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