"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Michael Bay diarrhea
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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