Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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