mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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