Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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