Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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